These are Sassy Instagram Captions you can share on Instagram to serve as messages, quotes or even visual content. We hope you enjoy checking them out.
Cute Sassy Instagram Captions
1. You dare not hurt my feelings I am bigger than that children job.
2. Anyway, just do your best and leave the rest for Mr. hare to clean your shit.
3. Don’t allow anyone to bring you down, you also have a gut to bring up your ego.
4. I can’t do without my sweet selfie, if you like me, that’s good for you and if you hate me, that’s also good for you.
5. You can do better than you think, all you need is just be yourself and try your best.
6. I can’t just do without a party if you preach you only do that for my fun.
7. I have no feelings so don’t bother to hurt them.
8. I laugh when people cry that they are been hurt, how does it even sound like?
9. I never what it means to give up, all I know is that the champion never gives up.
10. Great men are always at the tip, no wonder you see me flying in the air.
11. Get yourself filled up with love, it is my joy to see you always happy when I around.
12. The truth really hurt but the enemies don’t like you to progress they are all losers.
13. I don’t care what people say about me, all I care for is to please myself.
14. I may be that dude you hate most, but those times you wasted hating the air is enough to make popcorn.
15. Haha! What the hell! I don’t even know what it means to be angry, they have tried their best to make me sad but I find myself happier.
16. Before you sleep, motivate yourself because remember you are special.
17. Special people smile always because they don’t have to worry about the trash losers say.
18. I don’t have the time to waste on unnecessary things, all I know is that many will cry when they see me going up.
19. I don’t need to tell you how much you mean to me, from my glance you know there is a burning desire for you.
20. Love yourself so that you can love others, that’s just the trick to be happy in life.
21. I thought life is over until I found a set of friends that make things happen.
22. Associate yourself with good people that bring love and passion to your heart that’s what you need.
23. Always be happy, because it is what you actually need the most. I swear you need rest of mind.
24. There is no need getting tired in life, all you need is ‘try to be yourself’ don’t look at what people say.
25. I am not always afraid, because I understood that the only truly happy people are those who lead their life as they are supposed.
26. Together we can beat the reach when we stand united, we win together.
27. I don’t think I have time to waste on things that never profit me; I love yourself, just be focused.
28. Sweet people never keep grudges, they are always happy with everyone around them.
29. I am mentally fit, that’s why I smile all the time; no worries, no cry nothing else but love.
30. Anyway, I need to go get the best out of the bank of life, it is good to be focused, dear.
31. I choose my friends, my friend doesn’t choose me. I eat the food I like, you don’t select any for me.
32. You cannot decide my life for me, I will do that for myself.
33. Don’t let anyone decide the kind of life you live, that’s your job to do.
34. What else do you need in life? the table is set and the food is on it.
35. I love people that are always happy with what they have; they are the one to be called angels.
36. Put a smile on your face, you owe no one a cent; have fun and face reality.
37. Don’t bother yourself about tomorrow, try your best today and tomorrow will be fine.
38. I may be single but that doesn’t mean I don’t know what I’m doing.
39. Don’t get me angry because I am not gonna take it easy with any dude.
40. You can snatch my wristwatch but can’t dare snatch my love away.
Sassy Instagram Captions for Guys
41. Between your phone and your brain, which do you carry with you the most?
42. Is it true you can’t do without Instagram and Selfie? Just make sure you eat too.
43. Make everything as snappy as you can, life is too short to waste.
44. You are in blind love, check yourself very well and know who deserves you the most.
45. I think it is better I leave yesterday to face today; I don’t even know the shit coming on the way.
46. I hate fowl languages, they smell like shit and irritate as though I dig my hands in shit.
47. None stop movie is like none stop dream, in the end you know the truth.
48. Hello friends! How am I supposed to live without you?
49. You know what, sunshine is a mixture of hurricane and breeze is the mixture of chocolate.
50. I love eating mango because I need to disturb my neighbors with some flies.
51. The point I am trying to figure out is that, am I really changed?
52. Just tell me yes and live the rest for me to handle.
53. Yeah, you have always been there for me that am a good point I never deny.
54. I love your cute face; it reminds me of a beautiful lady I met on my way.
55. Do you know why I don’t like people like you? it is because you care too much about matters that don’t concern you.
56. When you try to make me sad, I try to make myself happier so that you will be tagged, sadist.
57. I am always at alert to prove to losers that I don’t care what they say about me.
58. You can take my matter to the highest court ever, as long as I am not interested in you, none of you can force me.
59. Learn how to smile like the sun; it hurts your haters the more.
60. I don’t even know that I will fall in love with you this much until I started the show.
Instagram Captions That Are Evergreen
61. Dancing is a great exercise; it makes you more productive than you think.
62. Let your yesterday wash away like the cloud you don’t need it today.
63. When lions roar, keep silent like an eagle and strike when necessary.
64. It is not the first come; it is sincerity and love for what you have in mind.
65. Your focus cannot be diverted; they are always on point if you want.
66. You can get mad at me but that does not make a difference.
67. I have got some ice cream for everyone, come and enjoy with me.
68. I hope you have got a xender, I need to send this chocolate to the first 20 people to comment, I care.
69. What was your fear when you were 12? Mine was a cockroach.
70. Do you know you can do better than what people think of you?
71. I am always in concern of what my stomach needs, not what people need at all.
72. Charity they say begins at home but my love for selfie cannot be overrules by any charity organization.
73. I should have accepted you, but my heart affirms and my mom says no.
74. Why are you scared of what you have not even tried? It seems like you are tired of the whole thing.
75. What is meant for you cannot be taken away by anyone but can be used by some people if care is not taken?
76. I love the fact that you are cute and special, I need you beyond what you think.
77. Sometimes I just smile for no reason so that haters will find another job.
78. If you are jobless, just go to the sea and catch some fishes.
79. I am pretty sure you will love this wonderful day because it keeps you smiling every time.
80. I don’t even know you like me until you agree to buy me some chocolate.
81. How am going to help myself when I am not even sure of what I want.
82. I didn’t take shit twice, the first I took is a warning, next time you try it, I give you one blow.
83. Don’t say I am wicked, I have been tolerance enough and my name is not tolerant.
84. I will rather sit back and eat some, some pop-corn than to go and fight for you.
85. I am always one step ahead of my haters, that’s why they hate me this much.
86. I hate speech, but I can give it to you if you want.
87. I am still trying to figure out how you really look. Maybe on a good day, will do that when you haven’t rubbed foundation.
88. I don’t care about your loser boyfriend; all I care about is my ice cream.
89. How am I supposed to know how you feel? Am I a therapist or what?
90. I need to work hard as a donkey this week; I just need to do something new.
91. I don’t know if you have once wakened up in the middle of the night with an empty stomach and you don’t have foodstuff in the kitchen?
92. That special time you are about to enjoy with your boyfriend and a special call of nature delivered him from the danger ahead.
93. If you have a job, you will not count the steps of my legs. I have a lot to do, please.
94. I just don’t know why I like you but the truth is that the likeness is always there.
95. I need somebody to take me to the bitch so we can have some fun together.
96. Your friends may want to let you fail because they don’t want you to leave them, fight hard and do the right thing.
97. Sometimes, we just need to give up an argument because it’s not gonna earn any good result.
98. I am still finding it difficult to know why Romeo died for Juliet, can you please tell me?
99. If I eat this poison, am I gonna die, friends?
100. Suddenly, I began to fall in love with my friends’ girlfriends, how do I cure this treat?
101. I love myself so much because I don’t allow things bother me; so you can say what you like.
102. Life is too short to think about what some loser alter from their mouth, already, it is the sign of frustration.
103. How do you feel when a party food is exhausted when it is just one step to get to you?
104. Energy is needed to do work, gather enough energy through exercise, eat well and sleep tight.
105. Always put a smile on your face, it really worth it if you know.
106. I am always concerned about your well being but your concern is to get me out of this place for your girl to in.
107. He is angry at me because I am not a freak, who cares when the lion roars?
108. Give me some break to put myself together, until further notice, I will make you happy.
109. You are a role model, that’s why I call you a supermodel.
110. Today is not your day, but tomorrow may still not be it so don’t be overconfident but be optimistic.
111. I wish I could fight for your freedom but that day, my girlfriend visited me, and so I was on duty.
112. I have got the gut to get you to succumb to my needs. I need just a few minutes to make you beg for more.