girls

WHEN I GOT TWO GIRLS PREGNANT AT THE SAME TIME

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‘Pring Pring’….. My Nokia torchlight phone rang. It was just a quarter past two that sunny afternoon. Ope, My Ibadan babe was the one calling. I just got in from the parade ground, after the OBS (Orientation Broadcasting Service) team for Oyo State NYSC in Iseyin were bundled into the field for the afternoon drill. … Read more

GiDi GIRLS

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Cough, Huff, Puff You will see them In their droves they arrive Enmasse they survive They dress outrageously Skimpily and Unreasonably A straight boy’s palava A young man’s dilemma Their diminished sense Is no match for my 1 pence Their insecurities blow off their skins like heaven’s snows Available to scavenge Ready to devour Get … Read more