The Popular saying that Nigerians are so passionate about sex was never wrong, and this is evident in the reactions that greet sexual posts online. Quite a number of social media users are vocal about their sexual relations, and this confirms what Nigerians have been hiding from for a long time, that Nigerians love good sex.
They go overboard with sharing the stories when the lovemaking is really good, all excited and glad they enjoyed the romp. However, when the table turns and expectations of good sex do not meet reality, then you know what happens – stories that touch the heart!
Popular Facebook Sex Therapist, Mo Darasayo asked her followers to share their worst sex experience and the comments are just hilarious. You want to have a beautiful and laughter-filled weekend? Then you need to check these comments out.
King Ibrahim Omoniyi My gf requested for anal sex and I refused it blatantly for the first time cos my religious belief would not allow me but the second time I just had anal sex with her. Although I enjoyed the anal sex but am never gonna have it again cos it’s not worth it jawe.
Adebukola Omo Ade Me that say make I position well receive better prick, before I position finish, brother don cum..
That thing pain me ehn
Uwem Udoh That is how I was chopping hanty pussy from behind. It was sweeting her and I was just enjoying pussyjuice that had strawberry flavour.
Small time, hanty was shouting, Uwem am cumming…. Uwem am cumming.
And me feeling fly. I put in effort.
Chop pussy majestically, whilst I insert a finger inside for added pleasure.
Na so hanty cum. Hanty piss. Hanty squirt at the same time.
All the water just rush enter my mouth…
Have been traumatized since then.
Arewa Comfort Olorunmbe Crushing on uncle for a while due to long-distance when I finally see brother after long talk on life, sex and everything just small kiss and suck uncle don cum like ocean was like is that all, brother was dressing saying we should be going I was like what will happen to me he said I will be fine, till date I no talk to him again…
Tayo Fasuan What the? Have I told you about my first affair with a virgin who also doubled as an asthmatic person? I spent the entire night cleaning her up, petting her and silmutaneouldy resuscitating her from the land of the dead. That’s my first and the last time with either a virgin or an asthmatic person. I cannot can. Ever again.
Liasu Oluwabukunmi My own is if you know you’re 30secs man biko don’t act as if you can grind and drill…abi which one is you making me cum on chat…like i was looking forward to all the different styles we’ve talked about, only for us to see and 30 secs everywhere don burst… Haaa…I no fit cry,like what sort of waste of sin be this bayii?
Lord Jesse Had this terrible separation with my gf while in Uni… now ex though. I saw her during those their stupid night class seated on the pavement of a dried gutter kissing this guy she claimed was just her friend. She lived with me as at then. What haunted me was that this guy and I used to play PS2 o. Thank God say I dey always trash am that year…funny enough,the guy’s name is Thankgod.
I was haunted by this feeling for weeks and it drove me into the arms of one of my friends that had terrible crush on me. Since seeing my gf every time I come back home is irritating,I spent more time with Patience the one that had a crush on me. She knew what happened and persuaded we date. I told her I would eventually get back with my gf that it will hurt her so it’s needless. She still refused. Most night Patience will beg me to sleep in her house and I will just pity the girl and sleep…severally she will make advances at me but I refused. This has continued for more than 3months until one day…
One night after we were back from the club, this girl brought out juice from her fridge and gave to me, I drank and started feeling weak. My whole bones couldn’t even do anything. My eyes were wild open but drowning bit by bit…she pulled off my clothes, started sucking Jr…that idiot wasn’t weak at all, he was smiling all through. Patience had her way sha…the girl use me turn like this. When I finally woke up the next morning, I quietly wore my clothes, she was feeling bad at this moment. I grabbed my wallet and straight away, went to make up with my gf. Shame won kill me say girl rape me.
Oluwabusola ArikeAde Nwosu Got to his place to pass the night,uncle was only kissing,no smooching,no licking,the next thing he poured on my body choi, I cleaned up and kukuma face wall. In the morning, he just did shukeshuke that doesn’t even last 25 seconds tueh.since that day I stopped picking his calls.
Adegoke Ahmed Possible I met this babe on 2go room during my 100level days in school I asked her out and she agreed.
Fortunately for me, Asuu announced their strike and I called my 2go lover that I would come and visit her in Oshogbo where she stays, where I also have cousins.My plan was just to romance her and go as per Novice wey I be, I was still a virgin as at then so when I got to her house I met her and her younger sister. After I finished the delicious food she cooked for me, she sent her sister to go and buy something from a far distance I noticed from the girl’s reaction. She was ranting, that the place s too far anty bla bla bla.
Immediately the girl left, my babe just dragged me to her mummy’s room. She pulled me on the bed with one ☝finger, I just fell like a mango tree.
Na so this babe climbed me, she didn’t allow me to even do any missionary.
She started fvcking me, I was just breathing like a frog under her.
This babe is a professional I swear, Me that I have never had any major sex before, if you see how this girl ride and rough handled me, it was like rape. I was begging her I want to go home. She too was begging me to allow her to cum, she was going up and down on the local man.
I struggled under her for like 10 minutes, she screamed and I forcefully pulled her on the bed.
I ran out to the sitting room!! She ran after me and pulled me again on the 3 sitter-chair in the sitting room. Local man still fell yakata, she said I was so sweet that I should sleep over her mum has travelled to pH to take care of her sister that just gave birth.
I pulled her away and told her my cousins are expecting me to come home !! I ran out of the house last-last it was a sweet and terrible experience I have ever had.
Tayo Fasuan Oh my gawd! I was 18 or 19. A neighbor’s daughter came to spend the night at our place. When everyone had slept, she sneaked over into my room as pre-planned. What she didn’t tell me was that she just used her hand to prepare pepper.
Small handjob, my little man was on fire. She licked, licked and licked to no avail. At a point, I legit asked God to forgive me my sin because I didn’t know what else to do.
Merry Ta I and my boyfriend, now Ex After 2years of not seeing each other, we finally met.
We did foreplay and finally to the main deal, Only for this dude to cum just as he inserted his dick.
I felt twas because of the excitement and gave him another opportunity to prove himself.
Same thing happened.
I avoid him afterwards, in fact that was what finally ended the relationship.
Mtchew! I cannot be wasting fornication.
Fatayo Williams I used to have this thing for thick girls, the last one before I entered my ‘never again’ mode wanted to kill me.
We just finished 69 when aunty said she enjoyed my part that she wants to sit on my face and ride my face,fam, I wish I said no
Na so we start, initially she wasn’t resting all her weight on my face, but as the thing begin dey sweet her, I could feel all her weight grinding back and forth on my face, I was gasping for air, I was trying to scream, but it was like aunty was getting another sweet feeling from my mouth opening and closing under her as I tried to scream.
I legit summoned the last strength within me and pushed her away to save my life, weyrey olomu nla yen o lohun o pa mi.
That was the last time I had anything intimate with any thick girl……Mi o le wa ku.
Lexy Oluwafisayomi Oshiga Out of excitement for the first time,plus it was meant to be a quickie, he mistakenly rushed and entered my butthole
I screamed the building down.
He was just there begging sorry sorry
That shit was really painful..how you people have anal sex is really unbelievable
He left for work, came back, I was still there
I can’t even remember how I got home..but I wasn’t normal for days.
Akinyemi Mr-Knyght Johnson So I was forming big boy when I met this babe in my area in Egbeda (I hope Dipo won’t see this cos I cannot cry again abeg).
It was in 2008, we used to hang out just for fun until her sailor dad went to work and she was home alone. I sha saw that every time I go there to spend the night, I come home feeling sad because by the time I do my hard work for like one hour, she will still be like, please don’t stop I haven’t cum enough.
So, one day I just felt so empowered in my spirit and I decided to go for her. One of my friends took me to one herb joint and I got a solid dose. On my way back, I branch chemist again, buy Vega 100. But over excitement made me forget food.
By the time I saw my juicy bursty babes in boxers and singlet, my zoom-zoom went up for the race. My village people were really after me, I didn’t cum my erection didn’t come down so she was happy and kept turning and turning, banging with all the energy in her but I was losing energy small small. After a whole hour of non-stop had core s** I was panting and then I pushed her off, dashed to the bathroom.
Bros, she burst follow me in tears o. She said I was punishing her and being stingy. I asked for garri, she no get, I asked for bread, e no dey, how do I revive my energy cos my eyes were already turning.
My sister, na pursue she pursue me around the room till 4:00am. At the sound of the first bike, I tear race comot.
I got back home to my padi and I couldn’t narrate my ordeal until 1:00pm, after a bowl of chilled water garri and very long sleep.
As I dey tell Dipo he dey laugh me so stupidly. Then he broke my jaw when he said, Vivian is in the sitting room since 10:30, say he forgot something with you.
I don’t even know where the babe is anymore.