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perks of dating a fat guy

Perks of dating a fat guy.I don’t know why some people take offence when they are being referred to as Fat.

It only means you have some little extra flesh… LOL! It is the same thing when people say “slim”,  which means you need some extra flesh.

Don’t take offence when anyone mentions,

‘You are on the fleshy side’
‘Why are you fat sef’

You only need to thank God.

Anyways, I was sharing my concern about perks of dating a fat guy with my friends sometimes back and  I got the following information from those that had a fling or two:

Fat guys are most times cute, generous and are gentlemen.

You don’t need to get scared when you need a shoulder to cry on or someone to sweep you off your feet, these are incentives you get for dating them.

They have that big broad shoulders with enough space to accommodate you and enough body that can easily lift you off your feet, unlike our super slim brothers who might actually break under that pressure and the only thing you get to rest your head on is their bony collar bones.

Need I remind you, how uncomfortable that could be.

Some even said that the fun of dating a fat guy is that the CHASE period is always exciting.

They treat you like a queen, that you truly are.

I asked Why?

‘because they just don’t go after any lady unlike our six pack guys that are actually figuring which one of the ladies should he accept her proposal. They take their time to figure out the one they truly want and afterwards purge themselves totally into it.

They make every step fun.

Okay, Kontinu!!

From what i have been able to piece together, dating a fat guy can be pretty amazing with loads of advantages, but then there are certain things about them which have been lurking somewhere in my mind.

I have seen some guys I liked and would have loved something amazing to spark off between us but I can’t just get pass the fact that;


I’m always scared of dating them. I would tell you why, just stick with me.

I can only get to admire them from afar or make them my friends but nothing serious would spark off because dating a fat guy scares me. Bottom line is I am a size 8 lady and seeing myself with a fat somebody give me the creeps. LOL!

1. Sex:

Okay, my number 1 fear is sex. Don’t blame me, it is part of the important things in relationships and marriage.

I’m always scared I would suffocate under a fat guy, don’t blame me, you only need to take one good look at me and agree with me.

I want to enjoy my marriage and great sex is part of the enjoyment and I’m not sure I can survive with a fat guy.

I have seen a lot of ladies talk about the various sex styles and handling a fat husband and all sorts, but I have not seen a Nigerian true life story being shared on how easy this aspect was managed and this is the scary part!

Has anyone been able to handle a fat husband? Please share!

2. Romance.

That kind of physical romantic play you just want to have with your guy, but you can’t even afford to lift one of his hands or legs.

Biko how do I play hide and seek then? or the romantic ‘throw pillows of this world’?

Playing becomes work, extra efforts, extra stress.

3. I’m slim but I love to sleep and take 3/4 space of the bed

I’m looking forward to marrying a guy who would be content to occupy the remaining 1/4 of the bed space without even noticing, but tell me how would a fat guy get to sleep on the 1/4?

I’m sure the case would be reversed and I would be the one sleeping on the 1/4 space while he is lavishly enjoying my 3/4 space of the bed and snoring away.

I can’t deal abeg.

4. Fat guys hardly eat real food, they like junks.

Don’t be deceived when you see fat people, they hardly eat but they love junks, snacks and sweet things.

I’m not sure I want to get fat too and if I’m not careful, my partner can rub it off on me, so I would just rather stay clear of that.

I’m also scared my partner may make my cooking habit lazy.

No, not lazy because my cooking habit is lazy already but maybe make it almost non-existent. Then don’t be surprised if we give birth,we won’t even have a single decent pot to cook in the house. And I love food!

Fat guys are amazing people,I have admired so many from afar but whenever I remember my first and last reasons, I shrink from every form of attractions.

Have you enjoyed dating a fat guy? Please share with me, I am looking at the prospect though…..But ‘Fear still dey catch me’


Perks of dating a fat guy


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  • Reply
    Hadiza French
    November 13, 2016 at 6:00 pm

    Hey DeeDee

    My work here, is to defend any points you have made. Because what I have to say is long. I will cut them into segments and post them each differently

  • Reply
    Hadiza French
    November 13, 2016 at 6:08 pm

    1) I will defend your 1st and 2nd point.

    Now, a fat guy will never lie on top you to cover you. He will never suffocate you. A fat guy is grateful to you for being with him. He is aware that other slim guys have cute and sexy bodies, but he probably has this big pot belly… And yet you agreed to be with you. So he has one thing in mind: “Show you appreciation”. He is not selfish, he wants to satisfy you first

    • Reply
      November 13, 2016 at 7:55 pm

      Hmmmmn……..Good Points Hadiza

  • Reply
    Hadiza French
    November 13, 2016 at 6:10 pm

    My aunty married her husband in 2009. Early this year, she told me in comfidence that since her husband got fat, the sex has become so good that, each time they have it, she tells him “Thank You”.

    • Reply
      November 13, 2016 at 7:56 pm


      Now this is the game changer! But then you need to be more explicit! How did the sex become so good?

      I’ll like you to please share! BJ is actually reading this too!!

      • Reply
        Hadiza French
        November 13, 2016 at 9:00 pm

        How the sex got better? The answer is he became fat! More romantic, it isn’t about him anymore. It’s about making her happy. That’s all a fat guy has ever wanted

  • Reply
    Hadiza French
    November 13, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    How the sex got better? The answer is he became fat! More romantic, it isn’t about him anymore. It’s about making her happy. That’s all a fat guy has ever wanted

  • Reply
    Hadiza French
    November 13, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    Your 3rd point is null and Void. You talked about wanting to spread your arms and legs on bed while sleeping. You cannot put this on fat guy. That is your habit and trust me_ whether slim or fat, any guy you share a bed with, You’ll still wish send him out. And if you like to sleep in that manner… let me tell you, a fat guy is your partner. Fat guys are known for sleeping on their side. They hardly move all over the bed. The way they sleep, is they way the wake

    • Reply
      November 14, 2016 at 8:10 am

      DO I find this funny?

      But enlightening….Thanks a lot for your comment Hadiza! Now I see reasons why you dig fat guys so much!

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