Who would have thought I’d still be single by now, Seki that her mother sells amala by Unilag’s gate is already married, even Bolade that her ‘’baby daddy’’ told her to ‘’pak and go’’ has finally found her Mr. Right, it seems so easy for everyone, Vivian what is wrong with you? You’re not ugly and you don’t have 3 breasts na… *looks at chest and adjusts blouse* It has been 3 months and not a word from Ola, I’ve…
The older we get, the less we laugh. The less we laugh, the older we get, it seems. Or so it really is. Out of all the adult people I know, the married ones hardly laugh out. Especially men. They find few things funny and on such rare moments when they let themselves laugh, it comes out tight, stiff, as if it is something embarrassing for someone to laugh aloud. They come out laughing and sounding like hyenas —forced, cunning…
I can give head no be for mouth o. Forget all those “I suck like a viper” and “I eat the pussy like it’s my last mission on Earth” gang. It’s mostly amateurs that say all that trash on social media. Give them pussy and they’ll use spit and full everywhere for you. They’ll be sucking vagina like soya milk. The fact that you think Pastor Wilson gave a good head in the first place means your idea of a…
The problem with Lagos isn’t just that there are too many people in such a small place. It is also on account of too many of two other things: Ego and cars. There are so many cars coming into the city. So many cars trying to get around and so many trying to leave. Well, those who live here would argue about how having a vehicle is a necessity in such a crowded place. And they may have a fair…
If I had met Ola in the club or at some hangout with a few of my Jasi friends, I wouldn’t feel bad at all. I met him at a vigil one night, but who am I kidding, everyone and anyone can go to church. Initially, Ola was amazing, caring, thoughtful, and his sense of humour could make your day start on the right note. To top it, for two months Ola didn’t ask me for sex and our flow…
The Future of Long-Distance Love: Like a summer’s eve, love can happen anywhere. Especially in today’s world, finding a compatible love interest from across the planet is common. The easy-breezy, floaty feelings you get when you meet someone new don’t last forever no matter how you were introduced, but they don’t have to die with the butterflies in your stomach either. All relationships go through the same basic challenges, and long-distance love affairs are no exception. Eventually, you’ll need to…