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I can give head no be for mouth o.

Forget all those “I suck like a viper” and “I eat the pussy like it’s my last mission on Earth” gang. It’s mostly amateurs that say all that trash on social media. Give them pussy and they’ll use spit and full everywhere for you.

They’ll be sucking vagina like soya milk.

The fact that you think Pastor Wilson gave a good head in the first place means your idea of a good head is sadly not it.

I can’t define good head in words really.
If you get it, you’ll not need a definition nitori oloun.

Good head is just… good head.
Below are 5 basic requirements for you to give good head:

1. Strong Tongue

One thing I have noticed is that people that give good head are quiet people. They rarely talk in public. Maybe it’s cause they know the stress of giving head and they don’t want to stress their tongues too much. But to give good head, you MUST have a strong tongue. Some of y’all don’t even know there is such a thing as tongue exercises. That’s why you flick for 29 seconds and start kissing punani weak souls.

TRY THIS: Stick your tongue out of your mouth. It should not touch the roof of your mouth or the bottom. Straight out. See how many seconds you can survive. Comment below.

2. Labia Before the Clit

Forget what you read in storybooks and/or sex blogs. No one starts a dance with their best moves. When it’s time for you to talk to the pussy, start from the outer labia dude. Have fun with one labium first, then the other, then the inner left, the inner right. Then combine the inner left and outer left. Do same to right. Switch up a bit. Work those labia. But in all these make sure nothing but your hot breath touches the clit or the main vaginal slit.

Ladies get wet from the lower slit first so check there often to know what’s going on. But remember, it’s labia first. Clit last.

3. Breathe Technique

Do you know that hot breath on an engorged clitoris in a dark, 16°C hotel room is one of the most pleasurable sensations ever? No. Your books won’t tell you this. Sometimes, learn how to just breathe on her vagina in the darkness with low, sexy music in the background. Put your head under the sheets. Keep her guessing what you’re going to do next. Just keep breathing on her. She’ll try to jerk it up into your mouth, hold her down, twirl your tongue on the clit head and resume breathing your hot, sexy air sir. Drive someone’s daughter mad for once in your life.

4. Clit Affection

I can spend a whole month teaching this particular stuff. Very few people know how to treat a clit and the few ones who do are like Messi – always scoring beautiful goals.

Clit affection is divided into different categories, maybe 4 or 5.

a. Twirls.
b. Flickers.
c. Rooting.
d. Speed Hacking.

5. Tonguing

Many people start tongue-fucking from the get-go. Osheey! Cock-tongue.
Never tongue someone who hasn’t at least secreted some juice.
Tonguing is meant to accentuate the secretions.

If you’re giving her head and she is lying still, then you are not really my student.
The aim is for her to be sweating, for her to be crying; for her hair to be in disarray; for her to be heaving and for her to clamp your head in-between her thighs unconsciously.

Some of us can still steal your girlfriends even if we didn’t have a dick.

Be a #ManBeyondDick
The #FutureIsTongue

About the Writer - Harrison Emu



Harrison Emu is a graduate of Medical School from Delta State University, Nigeria.

He currently works as a Project Lead for Youth Network for Community & Sustainable Development, Nigeria (YNCSD). Harrison is passionate about young people and innovation. He is a serial entrepreneur with 3 different startups under him around the country. He has won several awards both personally and representing Nigeria - most recently at the AAIN awards in Dakar, Senegal where he was shortlisted as one of the top 15 young agro-allied youths in Africa. He currently lives in Agbor, Delta State, Nigeria. emuharrison16@gmail.com 09031232625

Harrison writes primarily to entertain. He feels good seeing different people laugh on a piece. So his work serves 3 main purposes; Education. Diversity. Entertainment.

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