Your relationship is growing bland and boring? Why not add more spice by sending our collections of freaky paragraphs to send to your girlfriend.

Some freaky paragraphs and dirty text messages might be what you need to get her drooling over you once again. At first, she may be uncomfortable reading those s*xy and freaky paragraphs but as soon as she reads more paragraphs from you, she will begin to laugh a lot and enjoy the texts.

A lot of girls want guys to go outside the norm, away from the regular sweet love messages, or the very best love messages and send more freaky and s*xy paragraphs that will turn her on or even get her wet.

When you read through this freaky paragraphs to send to your girlfriend, you will realize this is just all you need to save your boring relationship. Did I mention boring? You bet I did!

I am not a fan of a boring relationship and this is why I am here for you. To light up the relationship to that point where your girlfriend will love and appreciate you again!

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You need to be careful when you are sending this freaky paragraphs to your girlfriend though, do not over do the messages. Send one at a time, try to analyze her responses after each texts, okay? You can do once a week or three times in a month. Her reactions to your text messages are just what you need to begin to push further. Who knows maybe you won’t only get your girlfriend back? But also make her want you so bad.

This is how we are going to get through with the post. I will show you about 30 freaky paragraphs to send to your girlfriend and then will help you with creative ways of sending messages so that you can create creative with yours. You get?

You know how best to analyse your girlfriend and the extent of how freaky and s*xy you can go with her. So you need to leverage the structure of my cute paragraphs to send your freaky messages.

Let us get on with some freakishness with our freaky paragraphs to send to your girlfriend

S*xy and freaky paragraphs to send to your girlfriend

Check out a couple of really s*xy and freaky paragraphs to send to your girlfriend:

1 Yesternight was crazy. I saw your big boobs in my dreams serving as my pillow while I sleep.

2 That ass could hold my bowl of cereal breakfast for long hours. They’ve got some badass cups men!

3 I just saw on cable TV that the more women give heads, the longer they live. How true is this?

4 I want us to try the craziest s*x position ever. I have been wishing and dreaming it for so long that I go crazy whenever I think about it

5 The next time we see, I am going to spank your arse real bad. I have been wishing to that a long time

6 It has been a very boring week so far at work, please send me a picture of you in bath! I need to do something to get my mind off work

7 I just saw some amazingly s*xy lingerie that I want you to try on next week. I bet they will look so gorgeous and s*xy on you

8 I want your head all over my behind! Oh What were you thinking? You have such a dirty mind

9 I want to grab your neck from behind, suck it with little nibbles of bites to get you moaning my name. I want to spread my wet kisses all over your tights and make you drag my head such that I am kissing your lower region all over. I want you to moan in ecstasy as I try the crazy new things I have learned.

10 The next time we are together, I am going to slam your door shut. I want to make your heart beat so fast in fear and wonderment as I delicately remove your bra and push you down to have tiny bits at the round mold of flesh that drives me crazy all the time. I want to grab your hair gently and lick your shoulders down to your belly button as I watch goose pimples cascade all over your body. I want to kiss your earlobes and bite it s*xily as you tell me to be gentle with you. I want you make you want me more than I want myself.

12 I just had a crazy dream about you, and we were just……..LOL! Don’t get ahead of yourself, I will show you all about the dream about.

13 Now you see what I am talking about, you just make we swell so hard like a simultaneous equation.

14 Hey, you know why I took your shirt off yesterday? It was because I did not like it. Please wear a bad shirt today, so I can take it off!

15 Hey Listen! you have been arrested for taking my breath away

16 I have a collection of all your s*xy Facebook pictures. I want to keep staring at them everyday

17 Sorry about your sore lips. Join me at work and let me kiss them and all the soreness will go away

18 They say Lagos is the best place to live in. Obviously they don’t know you are the best person to live with.

19 I just finished having my bath. Why don’t you join me in the room and get me all hard and dirty.

20 I just made that conclusion today and it was shocking! You are just an amazing and passionate lover

21 I have this switch in my head whenever you are around. I get turned on so bad.

22 I want to use my lips and not my hands to clean off the lipsticks from your lips

23 I wish you will be my homework, so I can try all my best to do get YOU done and submitted!

24. I want to be an animal. I want to have s*x with you over your mobile phone

25 Why you holding a mirror up on your hands? because I could see my head on your boos

26 I found it so difficult to sleep last night. I want my head on your chest, my hands in your pants, and your lips on mine. I wanted everything to bad that I was just rolling in bed.

27 Hello, My name is Mr Right. Are you searching for me?

28 I am currently having issues with my eyes. It is son difficult to get them from staring at you

29 I wish I can kidnap you and take you to a place where all you’ll do is scream in total pleasure and moan in real ecstasy. Wanting and craving for my extra bit of pleasure and never wanting to go back to town

30. You are so creamy and cute that I want to bit your lips off


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31 I want to move close to you and grab your wonderful tits in my slippery palms> I want to lay you back and fill you up with wet kisses as you lay within my loins

32 I am in my bad shaking and perspiring. I miss your touch and kisses so good!

33 last night you wrestled away from me and I felt happy and queasy. This night is going to be a huge s*xual fight between me and you. You will wrap me so hard that we will make out so soft.

34 Remember our date last week, where we had a few drinks and thereafter we went home. This week we are moving over to your place. What I have in plans? We will make out in a sloppy way, and I will push you gently onto the couch while still making out. I will hike your mini skirt up and grab an handful of your bums. I will carry you and lead you down to the courtyard where I will pull your behind to me. Whatever happens thereafter is up to you. Your decision is mine!

35 You came I did not. I got angry and passed out!

Naughty freaky paragraphs to send to your girlfriend

36 When I saw sleeping so cool in the bed like teddy bed, I felt like calling sick at work. You were so hot and s*xy.

37 You are the curviest woman I have ever known. Hit me up, let’s get down on it!

38 Hey Boo, don’t take that shower just yet. I have got some huge plans for you

39 Make sure you have a lot of S*X today

S – uccess at work

E – njoyable moments

X – tra excitement

40 Last night I felt so hot that I needed you. I want to place you in my tongue. Wanted you to stay in me.So you could heal me totally, but you were nowhere to be found. You are so dumb, where were you, my PANADOL!

41 From the first time we met, I wanted to slid inside you so bad. I wanted to suck into you and feel you tightened against me. I love the way I feel whenever I am inside you so warm and moist….My nice NEW SHOES!

42 Hey, I think you need to know what everyone has been saying whenever you pass by



Bottoms Up! Nice Bottoms!

43 I was timid to use it at first. It was just so long and went up in seconds. How it did that beats me. Although the only way I could get high and come so fast is to put it to use. I eased myself delicately in and I enjoyed it. ESCALATORS are pretty fast!

44 I love the way you just grabbed me, and rolled yourself around me. I like it when you suck me and gets all the water out. I love the way I refresh you whenever you put your lips on mine. I am your BOTTLE OF COKE and you are ADDICTED to me

45 My heart orchestrates in deep thoughts of you whenever you are with me. I can’t deal with the loneliness whenever you are away from me. Come and be my song, and I will sing of your love.

46 I can’t get my mind off thinking about really s*xy and dirty things I am going to do to you. Can you help me out?

47 If I was with you and we were alone in a room> What would you need me do to you?

48 You need to see what my other hand is doing, while I was busy typing this text to you!

49 I have a secret to tell you, I am watching porn right now!

50 I am finding it so difficult to sleep my mind is just on the really crazy things I would do to you if you were here.

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51 I don’t like being at work on a Friday when I know I could be in your house and we would be doing crazy things together

52 I just dreamt that you turned me into a slave of s*x

53 Have you ever gotten to heaven before? I just want us both to get there t0gether this night. Do you mind?

54 Are you coming over this night? Even if you say no touching, I doubt if I would be able to keep my hands to myself. They would be all over you

55 I am tired whenever I am at work and I lose concentration. All I do is think about a babe I know and her s*xy body. Can you help me with some concentration?

56 I don’t want to close my eyes, I just want to leave them open, because anytime they are closed, all I see is your naked and s*xy figure. What can I do? I need help!

57 Do you know what I am thinking about right now? Okay, I doubt if you would have any idea at all. I was just using my tongue to lick the bowl of soup.

58 I miss the naughty part of you. I miss the crazy part of you. I miss the wandering tongue of yours. I miss all the surprises and the freaky things you do to me. I miss you now and everyday. Please come back to me in no time

59 I hope you have really rested well, because you are going to need loads of energy to deal with what I am going to do to you!

60 You want to come to my place? Okay, but there is a condition though, you will touch me everywhere with your tongue

Trying to get freaky paragraphs to send to your girlfriend could be achievable by you. It is quite a simple process. What you need to achieve this is by using a style to achieve your purpose. if you assess my freaky paragraphs to send to your girlfriend, you would realize that I used some of her bodily features, work and environment.

All you need to is try to gain a general understanding of your girlfriend using all the features I mentioned above. Okay?

Leverage Suspense with fun. Ensure your ext is very humorous so that not only will it pass as  freaky paragraphs to send to your girlfriend but also as a humorous statement to get her scared and smiling at the same time.

Any moment you decide to knowing freaky paragraphs to send to your girlfriend, See for instance you want to tell your girlfriend that you have been thinking about her, you can enthuse that:

My stalker, I have been thinking about you all through today and I hope you are not the kidnappers that have kidnapped my mind and soul

As freaky as this sounds, you have incorporated a bit of humour into the whole text, and when she sees this she will get freaked and smile to your message. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Right?

Another quick gimmick is to ask s*xy questions whenever you are thinking of freaky paragraphs to send to your girlfriend. But what you need to do is to try understand her mood at that time. Is she in a jovial, bad or sad mood? You need to understand all this so that your messages do not go to waste.

See some examples of the freaky paragraphs to send to your girlfriend. Hey baby, whenever we make love, would you love me to perform some cunnilingus, do some orals, rub some sensual cream, lick you all over. Will you like some deep movement around your loins. Do you want me to smack your behind?

‘Should we do some BDSM?

Now that is really really freaky and it is an example of freaky paragraphs to send to your girlfriend.

Now you have it! Remember all you need do is think through the processes I have mentioned above after exhausting my freaky paragraphs to send to your girlfriend.

Do you have more additions to the freaky paragraphs to send to your girlfriend, and as you as creative as I am? Drop some of your creativity in the comment box below. Let us see what you’ve got!


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